May 18, 2012

There WILL be stories….

May 16, 2012
Weapon Check and We’re Gold

It’s all about balance. 

The id vs the ego.  The man vs his own inner wild.  Not this time you say.

You’ll keep to yourself tonight you say.  A quiet one then home for a productive day tomorrow.

No fuss, just a dignified after work beverage.

Every week, the same lies.  Fuck sometimes you actually spend the twilight hours believing it.

 

Then it hits you.  It lives somewhere between the 4th and 5th drink.  That bloodlust for adventure and chaos.  Mr Hyde being chanted on by whatever the Hulk just gave him to rack on a plate. You are back on the hunt.  Your kung fu is strong.

Then you’re unleashed upon the townsfolk like same ferocious intensity that only Lestat could fathom up.

 

The next morning when sanity returns is definitely the Regret part of the Don Draper Diet.  Flashes of atrocity past.  Yes my friend, guilt is a rubbish emotion.  Men of the future such as ourselves are all about finding balance.  We have to.  In between choking slowly from your 9 to 5 to the endless pursuit of escape in our vices.  Tyler Durden mused “ We have no great war, no great depression.  Our great war is a spiritual war.  Our great depression is our lives.”  We are escapists at heart and we are all in search of that easy sacrosanct  medium. I’m not going to lie or fool myself, I am yet to find it.  At least Lestat knows what he is and celebrates himself for it.  Reputability be damned as his is.  He declares to the room he’s a gorgeous fiend interested only in satisfying his own desires.  Though it’s not much of a path for one who writes about gents and codes. 

 

I wish I was Jekyll, Frankenstein, Benjamin Barker: honest people with good intentions. For the most part I can be.  But like Jekyll and his compatriots, end up being cast as a nervous Bruce Banner – fearing the moment we slip too far to the right and become what we know we must not.  Society is full of Sweeny Todds, Hydes and monsters with no conscience.  It’s when you are that man with glimpses of normality that you are lost to the world.   What I’m saying is check your weapons once and a while and see if the safety’s on.  You could always leave it at home but just where is the fun in that?  It’s always better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it now isn’t it?  Boy scout’s code and some such.

 

Maybe, just maybe, having a quiet toast to playing it like Lestat isn’t as damnable as it would first seem.  Life does have a certain ring to it that way…

 

Ching Ching

May 16, 2012
"They don’t think it be like it is, but it do"

— Oscar Gamble

May 11, 2012

March 29, 2012
April: Of Cabbages and Kings

Well gentlemen it’s been a destructive few weeks.  The incessant drinking, skirt-chasing and general disregard for the well being of our bodies has certainly taken its’ toll physically and spiritually.  I don’t know about you but we’re drained. 

But that was the point wasn’t it? To get it out of our systems.  Prepare our souls for the next phase in the plan.  The Building of a Dynasty. 

Out of the ruins of our former selves can come something great.  This month is all about the seeds of new beginnings.  No more parties, no more laybacks and slitches.  The time has come, as one particularly switched on walrus chimed, to speak of many things.  Of shoes and ships and sealing wax.

Of cabbages and kings.

Why can’t we be the makers of our own destiny? And why should we have to struggle alone?  Let’s pool resources.  Let’s meet and discuss strategy.  Brainstorm on what our next play should be.  We are a group of smart intelligent men and we are pissing it into the wind and wasting our talents.  Fuck that.  Let’s acknowledge we’re smart and let’s put it to work.

Neil Strauss summed it up during his meeting with Tom Cruise.  As he spoke, he expressed himself through gestures as subtle as changing the aperture of his eyes. The guy was born to sell things: movies, himself, Scientology, you. Whenever I criticized myself or made an excuse for myself, he jumped down my throat.
“I’m sorry,” I said at one point, when discussing an article I’d written. “I don’t mean to sound like one of those writer guys.”
“Why are you apologizing? Why not be a writer guy? Who are those guys? They’re talented people who write about things that people are interested in.” Then he continued, mockingly, “No, you don’t want to be one of those guys who’s creative and expressive.”
He was right.

What’s wrong with putting to use everything we’ve spent our lives being told not to use? Don’t be too smart.  Don’t be well read.  Don’t have a plan.  The foundation of the league is us.  So let’s ensure that we’re made of steel hey? And lets build something great together.  The time of the baby-boomers is over.  This bogan, t-shirt wearing, shit-haircut city needs new kings.  Kings who lie awake at night every night and wonder is this it? Kings who were born for something better.  Something unable to be explained or mentioned too loudly lest it escapes into the night.  An idea. 

An idea of men helping men become kings. 

Brisbane no longer needs it’s dying kings and gods.  Only men.

So here’s the challenge for the month.  Find out what kind of guy you are and hone it to a skill.  Find something you enjoy doing and do it.  Whether it be a hobby or work, just make it constructive. Diversify your stock, build your portfolio.

The league is forming.  It is on the edge of your peripherals.  We’re building something….

What tools will you bring to the table?

March 25, 2012

(Source: sirmitchell)

March 17, 2012

A quick jaunt through the city of 1974 Paris.  In a Ferrari.  In less than ten minutes.  Like a gentleman of danger.  Love it.

March 10, 2012
Maxim of the month:
SEARCH AND DESTROY
This is not a month for the meek.  It’s a month for the showboats and those dabblers in debauchery to stop and ask themselves, “Just how far can we push this?”  It’s about double shot sazeracs and not giving a fuck when what you have now is physically too much liquid for the cup. 
Fuck it.  Let it slop over the sides and on your shoes.
Stumble into the night and find a vice and stick to it.  Hard.
It’s about drinking all the booze.  All of it.  It’s about the rollercoaster.  Being at a party and all you can think about is the next chance to make some serious party.
March takes your Don Draper Diet and raises you the Iggy Pop Protein Plan.
If life truly is about stories, then it’s time for the one about the big bad wolf.  Perhaps in April we can look back at the shell of men we have become (If some of us make it that far…) and put plans in place to make this year of success truly successful.  But how can we know what true success tastes like unless we’ve seen the bottom of the barrel?
So gentlemen, start your engines.  You may hear a dial tone because this month is off the hook!

Maxim of the month:

SEARCH AND DESTROY

This is not a month for the meek.  It’s a month for the showboats and those dabblers in debauchery to stop and ask themselves, “Just how far can we push this?”  It’s about double shot sazeracs and not giving a fuck when what you have now is physically too much liquid for the cup. 

Fuck it.  Let it slop over the sides and on your shoes.

Stumble into the night and find a vice and stick to it.  Hard.

It’s about drinking all the booze.  All of it.  It’s about the rollercoaster.  Being at a party and all you can think about is the next chance to make some serious party.

March takes your Don Draper Diet and raises you the Iggy Pop Protein Plan.

If life truly is about stories, then it’s time for the one about the big bad wolf.  Perhaps in April we can look back at the shell of men we have become (If some of us make it that far…) and put plans in place to make this year of success truly successful.  But how can we know what true success tastes like unless we’ve seen the bottom of the barrel?

So gentlemen, start your engines.  You may hear a dial tone because this month is off the hook!

February 26, 2012

Sunday sessions in a balmy Bris-Angeles summer.  Disco, drinks and 70’s polo’s.  Bring back the 70’s swagger I say.  I’m waiting for the Brock Samson look book. In the meantime here’s this…

February 23, 2012
“Tonight is all about stories…”

 He had a devilish look in his eyes, like a local telling an unsuspecting tourist about things he has to do while he’s in town.  Except the town was drunken mischief and I had somehow been left the unsuspecting one. 

 

The man, Mr Macaroon laughed, patting his hand on my right shoulder as we leant against the illuminated bar at Cru.  The golden light from the bar top cast shadows at wrong angles on his face as he spoke, fuelling the fire in his eyes. 

I gulped down the last swig of my Japanese beer and turned to him.

“Well what do you have in mind?”,

Placing my glass on the bar top and turning to face my friend of a drunken haze of several years.

“Oh nothing yet, my good sir,” The bold lie of that statement written on his face.

I laughed, “Of course not.  Nothing yet.”

 

That particular night ended in the twilight of Saturday morning as we emerged from a local bar that specialized in gentlemanly pursuits, a place where Mr Macaroon and I happened to chance upon the general manager in the street.  A man we knew from a past bar job.  He gestured us inside and at that point it would be rude not to wouldn’t it?

 

And so the memories of barely clad women under neon lights and rubbish chat with barmaids were mingled and swirled into the already hodge-podge weave of images we were fast on the track to forgetting.  Inappropriateness at Cru (which the staff call Screw or Spew….both equally valid alternatives), tasteful chardonnay in the still damp, humid streets. Marking our territory, loud banter and old fashioneds in the mess of colour upstairs on the mezzanine.  It’s always pleasantly surprising the amount of trouble two well-dressed gents with the worst of intentions can get away with in this town.  But my friend was right, we still talk about that night.

 

Stories are a vital part to humanity and our social development.  Tyler Cowen, economist and experienced TED speaker suggests trying to explain the irrational mess of human behavior is unable to be simply stated in terms of a simple narrative.  But humans as a species understand everything through stories.  It’s an almost tribal compulsion. They define us and let others attempt to understand who we are.  I have lately held the viewpoint that a boy doesn’t just simply become a man by aging.  He became the gentlemen he is today through past experiences that changed who he was and into who he is now.  Stories. 

 

Thinking like this has lead me to almost become a story enthusiast.  A collector of experience.  Some noble, some deplorable, most out of the ordinary and all character building.  So here’s to the men like Mr Macaroon, the ones who push us out of our comfort zones, the ones always hunting adventure.  However they simply plant the seed. How the story plays out, that gentlemen, is all up to us. So don’t just sit there.  Embrace it! After all if a philosopher had an epiphany and no one heard it,  what would be the point?

 

It was two weeks after my last encounter with Macaroon that it was my youngest brother’s 18th birthday.  I decided to start him at Laneway, a little bar in the city and see where the night took us.  An hour in my brother and I feel a familiar hand on our shoulders and a voice proclaims,

 

“Tonight.  Is ALL about stories…”

January 27, 2012
“Mr. Hammond. The phones are working.”

It’s been a lonely, tumblr-less few months but like a half completed adventure park over run by dinosaurs, we are back online.  Sit tight, grab a beverage and enjoy.  The league has missed you.

August 9, 2011
Topshop Bebop

Topman has always been a good place to source cheap essentials for your wardrobe and with the current fall trend of Bebop harking back to the styles of Buddy Holly and Steve Mcqueen, why not? Coupled with the sucker-punch that is the Aussie dollar it makes for a decent bag of swag arriving on your doorstep indeed.

August 9, 2011
The Ivy Look
An ode to suits, cigarettes and Steve McQueen.  Essential Reading
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The Ivy Look

An ode to suits, cigarettes and Steve McQueen.  Essential Reading

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July 30, 2011
Don't Sweat it

Brisbane is hot.  Really hot and especially in summer.  The cellular version of this Sunspel classic undershirt has you streets ahead.  It would be wise to get a few before summer hits like a bitch.

July 30, 2011
Kempt Eye an English Gentleman

Kempt.com has what may be the new look English gent.  The votes still out on the schoolboy look.  Expecially in Brisneyland, still why let location stop you from being upperclass? 

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